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[G]Brain-storming habit-forming 
bat[D]tle-warning wea[G]ry
winsome actor spewing 
spineless chilling line[D]s
the critics falling over 
to tell [D]themselves he's
[G] boring and really not 
an awful lot of f[D]un
Well wh[C]o the hell can he 
be when he's n[D]ever had V D
[G]and he doesn't even 
sit on toilet s[A]eats?

Court-jesting never-resting
he [D]must be very cunning  
to assume an air [G]of dignity
and bl[B]ess us a[E]ll with 
his[A] oratory prowe[B]ss
his lame[E]-brained anti[A]cs 
and his ju[E]mping in the ai[B]r
And ever[E]y night his 
a[A]ct's the same
and so [E]it must be al[C]l a 
game of chess he's [Am]playing
``But you're wrong  Steve
you see  it's only solitaire